"We'd have them every Saturday if we could - they're that good."
Parkway Club, Peterborough
"Thanks for making our wedding reception such a success. It rounded off a perfect day."
"You were ****ing great"
Drunken Scotsman - name witheld
"Probably the best band to come to our club. Probably the best band in the world excepy the Stones and Status Quo."
Manor Park Holiday Centre, Hunstanton
"That Johnny B Goode was amazing - I don't know how much they are paying you, but it is not enough."
Audience guy, Braintree