"That Johnny B Goode was amazing - I don't know how much they are paying you, but it is not enough."
Audience guy, Braintree
"We'd have them every Saturday if we could - they're that good."
Parkway Club, Peterborough
"Thanks for making our wedding reception such a success. It rounded off a perfect day."
"You were ****ing great"
Drunken Scotsman - name witheld
"Probably the best band to come to our club. Probably the best band in the world excepy the Stones and Status Quo."
Manor Park Holiday Centre, Hunstanton